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Kwentong HOLDAP.

susie-salmon:

gegelo23:

caramelcream07:

hopelesslifeless:

pilosopogyno:

Unang holdap ko.

Holdaper: Holdap to! Wag kang kikilos ng masama!
Gyno: Bakit po?
Holdaper: Kasi, bad yun.

Pangalawa.

Holdaper: Pre, holdap to! Itaas mo ang mga kamay mo, kung hindi…
Gyno: Kung hindi, ano?! 
Holdaper: Kung hindi… Kung hindi… Ahh, ehh.. Kung hindi… Wag mo akong lituhin! Baguhan pa lang ako!

Pangatlo.

Holdaper: HOLDAP TO!  *sabay tutok ng kutsilyo sa bilbil*
Gyno: Alam ko. Ano ako, TANGA? KAILANGAN TALAGANG IPINAPAMUKHA SA AKIN NA HOLDAP YAN? Wala ba akong pinagaralan? Hindi ko ba alam yung HOLDAP sa KIDNAP? Ganun ba ako ka-bobo? Pinaaral ako ng magulang ko sa magagandang eskwelahan tapos HOLDAP nalang, kailangan mo pang i-demo para lang malaman ko na holdap yan?

Pang-apat.

Holdaper: HOLDAP `TO! 
Gyno: Tinatanong?


ahahahahahahahahahha. benta! :)))))

NAKAKA.

UTAS NA ‘KO EH =))))))

Patay ka na neto. :))))

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Bahay na may nakasulat na ICE 4 SALE sa labas.

  • Gyno: Tao po! Pabili ho!
  • Katulong: Ano yun?!
  • Gyno: May COKE ba kayo dito?
  • Katulong: Wala ho eh.
  • Gyno: KENDI?!
  • Katulong: Wala din!
  • Gyno: Eh ano lang meron?
  • Katulong: ICE! Nakasulat na nga diba? Ano pa ba nababasa mong iba?
  • Gyno: Oh bakit, tinatanong mo ako kung ano bibilhin ko kung ICE lang pala tinitinda niyo? Sinong tanga?! SINONG TANGA?!

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What I think will happen every time I step on an escalator

gabzilla-:

imtalkingtothemoon:

missingnovember:

thesadbitistrue:

waste 30 minutes of my life laughing

this is the best gif i have ever seen

OHMYGOD THIS IS SO ACCURATE.

I think of this GIF all the time.

Inception.

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crapdamnfuck: ishaabebexiv: chocoberrypuff: jhasminbaviera: starberriesandme: Sometimes I do this! Hahaha. >:D Gawain ko to! :)) (via thestunna)

crapdamnfuck:

ishaabebexiv:

chocoberrypuff:

jhasminbaviera:

starberriesandme:

Sometimes I do this! Hahaha. >:D

Gawain ko to! :))

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crapdamnfuck:

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crapdamnfuck: ishaabebexiv: mikmiklovesyou: dianneislubb: nostalgicbliss: solittletime: Occasional greediness helps sometimes. How can you play fairly when life is too unfair. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. And without any damage. Especially your problems that you can’t solve. ASK PERMISSION FIRST. Well, not everything can be asked. Sometimes, sorry is not enough. Unfortunately, no matter how old you are this will always be taught. May mga pagkakataon kasi na sadyang matigas ang ulo natin. Edit:Isama mo na rin ang mga subjects na pinag-aralan kapag Kinder.

crapdamnfuck:

ishaabebexiv:

mikmiklovesyou:

dianneislubb:

nostalgicbliss:

solittletime:

  1. Occasional greediness helps sometimes.
  2. How can you play fairly when life is too unfair.
  3. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally.
  4. And without any damage.
  5. Especially your problems that you can’t solve.
  6. ASK PERMISSION FIRST. Well, not everything can be asked.
  7. Sometimes, sorry is not enough.

Unfortunately, no matter how old you are this will always be taught. May mga pagkakataon kasi na sadyang matigas ang ulo natin.

Edit:Isama mo na rin ang mga subjects na pinag-aralan kapag Kinder.

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crapdamnfuck: ishaabebexiv: gerzhie01: (via mixep)

crapdamnfuck:

ishaabebexiv:

gerzhie01:

(via mixep)

crapdamnfuck: ishaabebexiv: capture24: forgottenangel: A tear is made up of 1% water and 99% feelings. :) 

crapdamnfuck:

ishaabebexiv:

capture24:

forgottenangel:

A tear is made up of 1% water and 99% feelings. :) 

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crapdamnfuck: ishaabebexiv: happiness14: (via lovebianca25, thechatterbox)

crapdamnfuck:

ishaabebexiv:

happiness14:

(via lovebianca25, thechatterbox)

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